Articles and other Writings

  • The Grave - Part I

    Amazed any soul would be digging by hand this early with the ground still so firm and frozen, she squints to look at the scene more closely. Pausing for a moment several feet away from them, she hears the men grunting, while sweat is pouring down their mud-caked faces.

    Written by Wallace and posted on the site, 3 February 08.

  • The Car Ride

    "Once," he began, "I made the mistake of taking a ride with a couple.

    Written by Wallace and posted on the site, 28 November 06.

  • Qualitative Colour

    So now we have our first law on which rests the science of “universal bullshit”. We can now take it as granted that the colour of the universe is approximate to the quality of the world.”

    Written by Jasidog and posted on the site, 26 August 04.

  • Standing Tall

    As the saying goes, when a bear is charging your arse the colour of the wallpaper or the position of the toilet seat is not important. See men are logical and women aren’t.

    Written by Jasidog and posted on the site, 16 May 04.

  • A Little Bit of Bull

    He grinned and opened the gate.Elvis came out. He looked a lot bigger outside the pen than he had done inside. He mooed quietly again and started off down the long drive to the road at a brisk walk, his bull-bits swinging back and forth between his legs.

    Written by Dirnaf and posted on the site, 27 April 04.

  • Harry - A story of short proportions

    The flower vase is fallen on the floor and the flowers are crushed to the carpet, he wonders briefly how two people can create such mess. Three empty wine bottles stand on different places. Three wine bottles?

    Written by Elfëa and posted on the site, 27 April 04.

  • The Culture of Multiple Orgasms

    This guide will give you as a man the knowledge and power to satisfy your woman or indeed women. Thus spreading your soon to become famed prowess and encouraging other women to sample your wares.

    Written by Jasidog and posted on the site, 18 November 03.

  • Life On Mars?

    Brought to us by Adam, our irregular science correspondent. The startling evidence of life on other planets.

    Written by Adam and posted on the site, 11 February 03.

  • A Southparky Snapshot

    This motley looking crew is, what you might call a idealic group portrait, of the posting community here at Jasidog.com.

    Written by Jasidog and posted on the site, 29 January 03.

  • Scottish Political Babble and Stuff

    In dire need of content I have dug up an old piece of writing instead. The following um, we’ll call it an article. Was written on a now defunct message board in late 2001 or early 2002.

    Written by Jasidog and posted on the site, 1 January 02.