Writings, Prose and Poetry
Qualitative Colour
By Jasidog - 26 August 04
Somene, I think a mole, once said the universe was Khaki-coloured. Perhaps this was jusy here say. It's likely he has since discarded this idea as a symptom of youthfull idiocy in any case.
Still much is said in the inocence of youth that holds truth. Mainly "I don't want to go to bed yet" and "It's not fair".
Let us then assume then that this proclaimation of the colour of the universe was stated in a moment of rare and astonishing clarity and is tied to the notion that, "it's not fair".
What extrapolations does this lead the inquiering and logical mind to? Why that the world is shit and the requisit result that so must be the colour of the universe.
So now we have our first law on which rests the science of the "Universal Bullshit" theory. Now we can take it as granted that the colour of the universe is approximate to the quality of the world.
Thusly a kahki universe means a world in a state of excriment, not very nice granted, but a logical conclusion.
However not all hope is lost with this dire conclusion. We can hypothisise that, it may be the world is allways in some dire state. Perhaps some obscure eastern European one.
Still this being so, if some wonderfully clever individual were to discover a method of detecting the exact hue saturation, rgb value and such of the universe.
Then any fluxuations in hue could help plot our position and direction of travel, in realation to a complete sewar of an existance and an ideal.
I would be reasonable to assume that, the darker the kahki the nearer we are to the sewage works.
My part in this theorm is probably at an end but perhaps there can be further developments from ingenious readers like yourself.