Writings, Prose and Poetry
The Culture of Multiple Orgasms
By Jasidog - 18 November 03
This is a guide to sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction in a reciprocal fashion, of course.
Hopefully the first of many installments.
This guide will give you as a man the knowledge and power to satisfy your woman or indeed women. Thus spreading your soon to become famed prowess and encouraging other women to sample your wares.
Being somewhat innocent and generally lacking knowledge of what makes a woman tick. I had tried many varied methods from a large key inserted and rotated, to more metaphorical wind ups. Such as the timeless bucket of water over the door scenario.
However for whatever reason and I think without scientific study we shall never know. These ploys all failed me.
Then one day revelation was given to me, a new insight and knowledge. It seems that what women really want, are multiple orgasms. Odd and slightly icky but apparently it's the truth. Women just can't get enough of the disgusting. Of course this leaves the way open to all sorts of possible nastiness in way of pleasuring.
For now though we will concentrate on the orgasms. One would be easy to produce you would think, but multiple?
Well first you need some apparatus.
- Two cups of coffee per predicted female interactive experience.
- Ample space for said cups of coffee.
- Time and preferably a freezer for storage.
You begin your sexual odyssey with careful preparation. Including some hygiene related water activity, at least a week before contact is to be established. That's for another chapter though, as the must clean parts of the body and those that can be left for the benefit of the manly odor they produce is a complex topic.